NYC Blog

Well…. if I were one, then it’d feel pretty good.

ANYWAY, so, I’m back (quite clearly). I have been on vacation for the past month, where I stayed in KY for about 2.5 weeks and then went to California to visit my brother for 5 days. I must say, this is exactly what I needed. I was really happy to get out of the city for a while and relax in an environment where I could walk around inside and not bump into anything after 4 steps.

So, for those whom know me on F-Book, you’ll have to check out the album I will post shortly, but some highlights:

-I was standing by a car dealership called Zap, the electric car company. So, I was taking pictures of some of the cars because they looked pretty cool.  Out of nowhere, 2 guys in a run-down grey (more like metal and a lack of paint) and peach splotched Volkswagon Beetle, yell at my mom and me, “Why don’t you take some pictures of a real car!”  Now, if I wasn’t laughing so hard, I would’ve retorted to the guys, but I was on the ground at this point.

-My brother, mom and I were at a liquor store (much like Liquor Barn) and there were two registers open.  We move behind this guy whom is standing back in the middle of both lines like he’s making one line. My brother asks which line he’s in and the guy responds (in severe arrogance), “Whichever line opens up first, and then you’ll be after me… Sound good?”  Now, as most of you know, I’m not that great at ALL at come backs, but I really wished I were at this moment.

I think that is about it, well, at least all I can think of. But I want the readers to tell me in the comments what they would’ve said to the two respective parties, if anything, that would’ve been extremely witty and clever.

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