Feb/101
Obligatory monthly hipster post (NOW WITH PUGS)
"hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe."
That's me chuckling uncontrollably whenever I see a pug.
"hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehawwwwww"
That's me chuckling when I see a hipster pug and then imagine the horrible people that must own him.
[via HipsterPuppies (of course it's a Tumblr blog)]
Feb/100
The moustache must have been the source of Trebek’s politeness
Or maybe it was the final guardian of his ultimate power??
Bet she wishes she had used the secret password to send Trebek back to the 5th dimension where he belongs.
Feb/108
“Hey Ryan, have you seen Charlie Bit My Finger?”
That was actually said to me. It happened the same day that the Haiti earthquake happened. I deduced that Haiti must be on the direct opposite end of the world of me, because MY WORLD GOT TURNED UPSIDE DOWN when someone asked me if I've seen an internet video... I'm really digging myself into a hole with Haiti related remarks. I'll donate to the cause in light of this (don't hold me to it).
I don't foresee Haiti jokes becoming memes, but ballsier memes have been created. Where do all these memes go when they pop out of the intarwebz womb? Do they spend their time frolicking in a forest of dramatic chipmunks, cats with affinities for pianos, and photobombing squirrels? No, they roam free in... Memetasia.
Feb/108
Excuse me while we geek out here for a second
Note: This will mean absolutely nothing to 95% of you, but Koo will want you to know...It won't stop, 'cuz it can't stop.
We're pretty good at Uncharted 2's multiplayer. We can just get that out of the way upfront. You'll see the numbers below and think "wow, get it touched more often, nUrrddzzz," but what you really mean is "Wow, how can I learn to stop facing the ground with a grenade in my hand like you guys?" It's not easy to explain, but luckily there are five of us that play together enough that we're never stuck with a n000b like you. Being the caresser of spreadsheets that I am, I thought I would peruse a few stats to find out more about how we play. Again, this is mostly for Koo, Mooney, Beans, and Richmond so we can talk shit to each other later (Plunder only stats).
Conclusions: Koo plays a ton and makes other people pay, everyone steals my kills (mostly Beans), Richmond has only lost once on Lost City, and Beans and I are the only team players. Jus'saying.
Feb/108
This dog is so ^_^ that I will fly to Japan for it
I finally have a reason to visit Japan. I never really wanted to visit Squiggly Line Language Island since there's literally no appeal to it nor anyone there I would know. Considering that I'd leave here on Monday, land there last Sunday, and go out that night on next Tuesday to watch Sunday Night Football, I've just figured I would be better off staying here. I've felt that way for about five months now, but not anymore. There is reason to go: to kidnap this dog.
He's so. damn. awesome.
Jan/103
But seriously. Don’t do it.
Holy hell. I want MY Nobel Peace prize after restraining myself from a destructive rampage against this Dell. MSPaint is apparently using all of my computer's resources to process "ROTATE." Anyway, this is the picture that I tweeted about the other day. The day was going down the toilet faster than a spicy hot BBQ wing shitbrick. I'm printing off some financial statements at work, and head to the copy room to pick them up. I turn around from the printer and find this hanging on the wall. I actually lol'd.
Things to keep in mind: I work with 110 females and about 8 guys. I think I'm the youngest male by about 8 years. So, it's safe to say there isn't much office hi-jinxing going on. This may not be as funny to you as it is to me.
Jan/103
“You just wouldn’t understand. Bears, time travel, smoke monster.. too much for you.”
I forced my laptop to play most of this video .. because it's Lost related. I didn't want to pull another Libra and post a video I only watched a third of the way through/shows my embarrassing level of gullibility. Something like catching laptops with my butt.
Instead, consider this posting a warning - I love lamp Lost. And I will spam your Twitter feed with silly Lost theories and "HOLY SHIT I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING."