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This is a fun little game. You try to guess how a stock is going to perform. It makes me not want to invest any money into the stock market. I have included a screen shot to prove that sometimes they do go up in value.

This is a slideshow explaining the unwritten rules of the internet.

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They’re totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They’re moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They’re tiny women in little fur coats.

This guy is awesome. Every winter he grows a beard, but not just any beard. He is trying to get a photo of himself with every single one of these styles. Very manly, makes me wish I could grow a better beard.

Someone sent this to me in an e-mail and I found it highly amusing.

Gilligan’s Island
Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called GILLIGAN’S ISLAND. There is, however, a dark secret about this “comedy” you may never have realized.

The island is a direct representation of hell. Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave.

Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:

- Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.

- Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger’s beauty.

- The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying know-it-all.

- Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed.

- Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger to help on and of their escape plans.

- The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - again, no explanation needed and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on each show.

- This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS island. Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN.

Crazy? He does wear red in every episode…

This is called 50 Free Internet Tools for Tin-Foil Hat Wearers. I am posting it because a handful of the links have some application, but largely because if someone uses this to fight the man, I am happy to help.

• Beckham’s wife catches him doing something I would never do
• Michael Phelps is a pimp, and the title of this post is epic
• Turns out Kim Jong II is dead…according to an “expert”
• Is this real or was it photoshopped?