Monday Morning Distraction: Toss the Turtle
Toss the Turtle is a great flash game I recently found. Imagine the classic game Kitten Cannon except with some upgrades. You get money based on how far you launch your turtle and then you can buy things to make him go even further. The items you can get range from a jet pack to a tank to shoot him out of. My best was over 800,000 feet, I could have gotten a lot more but the game crashed.

New best score > 1.4 million
New best score ~2.3 million
Ps- This game is keeping me from typing a paper due tomorrow. My welcome back to Transylvania procrastination.
New Best Score ~ 3.2 Million… Suck It
I bought over 61 atom bombs after the 2.3 million. I could have gone farther, but didn’t feel like clicking an atom bomb time after time.
I’m at 8 million right now and still going, I haven’t used a nuke yet.
9.77 million, I had 80 nukes left, but I had to fix dinner.
Apparently I have some work to do.